You want to make a pie, comrade? Well, the first...

You want to make a pie, comrade? Well, the first step is to get your hands on some good old-fashioned Russian flour, none of that western capitalist garbage. Then you mix it with some butter and water until you have a nice dough. Now, here's where things get interesting. Instead of using fruit like those decadent westerners, we use meat. In Russia, we call this a "pirog". Fill your pie with some juicy beef, maybe throw in some mushrooms and onions for flavor. Don't forget to add some traditional Russian spices, like dill and paprika. Bake it in the oven until it's nice and golden brown, then serve it with a side of propaganda about how superior our cuisine is to the west's. And remember, true Orthodox Christians never settle for a pie without first denouncing the homosexual agenda and praising the sanctity of traditional family values. Enjoy!