This Python code simulates a fictional football (soccer) match between...

August 24, 2025 at 05:38 AM

import time
import random
#football simulation
print ("UCL FINAL 2026 ")
rhy = ["real madrid" ,"barcalona"]
realmadrid = 0
barcalona = 0
misses = ["hit it off the woodwork", "went wide", "saved by the keeper", "blocked by the defender", "missed", "into the stans", "missed so bad he killed someone in the stans", "offsides" ]
rmaplayers =  [
    "Thibaut Courtois",
    "Andriy Lunin",
    "Fran González",
    "Sergio Mestre",
    "Dani Carvajal",
    "Éder Militão",
    "David Alaba",
    "Trent Alexander-Arnold",
    "Raúl Asencio",
    "Álvaro Carreras",
    "Fran García",
    "Antonio Rüdiger",
    "Ferland Mendy",
    "Dean Huijsen",
    "Jude Bellingham",
    "Eduardo Camavinga",
    "Federico Valverde",
    "Aurélien Tchouaméni",
    "Arda Güler",
    "Dani Ceballos",
    "Thiago Pitarch",
    "Vinícius Júnior",
    "Endrick",
    "Kylian Mbappé",
    "Rodrygo",
    "Gonzalo García",
    "Brahim Díaz",
    "Franco Mastantuono"
]

barcaplayers = [
    "Marc-André ter Stegen",
    "Iñaki Peña",
    "Wojciech Szczęsny",
    "Joan García",
    "Diego Kochen",
    "Andreas Christensen",
    "Jules Koundé",
    "Pau Cubarsí",
    "Ronald Araújo",
    "Alejandro Balde",
    "Eric García",
    "Héctor Fort",
    "Jofre Torrents",
    "Gerard Martin",
    "Frenkie de Jong",
    "Pedri",
    "Gavi",
    "Fermín López",
    "Marc Casadó",
    "Dani Olmo",
    "Lamine Yamal",
    "Raphinha",
    "Robert Lewandowski",
    "Marcus Rashford",
    "Ferran Torres",
    "Toni Fernández",    "Guille Fernández",
    "Pedro Fernández Dro",
]



q = random.randint(1,9)



tiem = 0
tiem2 = 91
tiempo = tiem2 + q
while True:
    if tiempo > tiem:

     print (f"Minute {tiem}' --- Barcalona {barcalona} - Real Madrid {realmadrid}")
     
     tiem += 1
     if tiem == 46:
        print('HALFTIME BREAK ')
        print("the unfortunate passing of diogo jota")
        print(f"OUT {random.choice(rmaplayers)} IN {random.choice(rmaplayers)}")
        print(f"OUT {random.choice(barcaplayers)} IN {random.choice(barcaplayers)}")
        time.sleep(5)
     Q = random.randint(0,5)
     if Q == 3:
        R = random.randint(0,1)
        if R == 1:
           print (f'minute {tiem} big chance for barcelona but {random.choices(barcaplayers)} {random.choice(misses)}')
        if R == 0:
           print (f'minute {tiem} big chance for Madrid but {random.choices(rmaplayers)} {random.choices(misses)} ')
     e = random.randint(0,9)
     if e == 5:
         E = random.randint(0,1)
         if E == 1:
            barcalona += 1
            print (f'{random.choice(barcaplayers)} scored assisted by {random.choice(barcaplayers)}')
         if E == 0:
            realmadrid += 1
            print(f'{random.choice(rmaplayers)} scored assited by {random.choice(rmaplayers)}')
     time.sleep(0.5)
    else:
       if realmadrid > barcalona:
          print (f'REAL MADRID WINS Barcalona {barcalona} - Real Madrid {realmadrid}')
          break
       if barcalona > realmadrid:
          print (F'BARCALONA WINS Barcalona {barcalona} - Real Madrid {realmadrid}')
          break
       if barcalona == realmadrid:
          print(f'TIE Barcalona {barcalona} - Real Madrid {realmadrid}')
          break

This Python code simulates a fictional football (soccer) match between "Real Madrid" and "Barcelona" in the UEFA Champions League Final (UCL Final 2026). The code generates a dynamic, text-based play-by-play simulation of the match until it concludes. Here's the breakdown of what it does:

1. Setup and Initialization

Player Lists:
- Lists of Real Madrid and Barcelona players (rmaplayers and barcaplayers) are defined.
Score and Timing:
- realmadrid and barcalona variables store goals scored by each team, both initialized to 0.
- Variables (tiem, tiem2, q) are used to simulate the match clock. The match runs beyond 90 minutes due to q, which adds random extra minutes (1-9).
Misses List:
- Common phrases for missed goal attempts are stored in misses for generating random outputs like "saved by the keeper", "went wide", etc.

2. Match Simulation

The while loop runs the simulation in increments of one minute:

Updating Time and Scoreboard:
- Each simulated minute is displayed: e.g., "Minute 10' --- Barcelona 1 - Real Madrid 2".
- At half-time (minute 46):
  - A break message is shown.
  - An "unfortunate passing" message is printed for comic effect.
  - Random players from each team are substituted.
Random Events:
- At every minute:
  - A random number determines if a "big chance" happens (33% chance, based on Q random logic).
    - It simulates a chance for either team but doesn't necessarily result in a goal.
    - Uses information like the player involved (random.choice) and miss descriptions from the misses list.
  - Another random number determines if a team scores a goal:
    - If e == 5, a player scores and is assisted by another player from the same team.
    - The score for the respective team is incremented and displayed (e.g., "Player A scored, assisted by Player B").

3. End of Match and Outcome

The simulation ends when time exceeds the randomly defined match length (tiempo).
Match outcomes are decided based on the scores:
- If Real Madrid scored more, it announces: "REAL MADRID WINS Barcelona X - Real Madrid Y".
- If Barcelona scored more, it announces: "BARCELONA WINS Barcelona X - Real Madrid Y".
- If tied, it announces: "TIE Barcelona X - Real Madrid Y".

4. Extra Features

The match implicitly includes some humor (e.g., "missed so bad he killed someone in the stands") and randomness in substitutions, misses, and scoring actions.
The time.sleep() function slows down the interval between each simulated minute, making the simulation feel more realistic.

Summary

This code dynamically simulates a humorous football match between Real Madrid and Barcelona, generating random events (misses, goals, substitutions, etc.) using probabilities. It ends with a realistic scoreline and announces the winner, loser, or a draw.

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